woots, today's archery course/class was damn funn :)) haha sry, im posting this on behalf of last thursday as i had to get off e com, and be forced to read books, i tell u, im being BULLIED *wails like a spoilt kid* haha XD we had another class today too :D
it was great man haha, renci and me started e first class being lost :D super funny it went sumthing like this:
me: *i was lost at first, my dad was circling e whole hougang area for e archery field- called renci* hello renci? um where exactly is the place? i'm kinda lost...
renci: *gives detailed directions- according to my dad who was sending me e look that said "see ur friend gives such detailed directions, u leh, nvr even bring the map of the place im supposed to fetch u to..." or sumthing along those lines... haha i forgot mah ><>
me: ok... thx *so i find e place*
a while later....
renci: *calls me* eh... where is the place again? i sorta lost my way...
haha that was funny, after renci directed me, she lost her way :D lols ... anyway yea, we got to learn how to assemble e bow, string it, set up the bow's stand, then e FUN part, we got to shoot arrows at e target too :D... nt bad for our first lesson, e instructor said we at least were not shooting e arrows all over e board XD
haha, we managed to hit e centre (the yellow part) a few times, i think mine were lucky shots though haha... e score board goes from yellow (at e centre) to red, then blue then black then the outside is white which means basically u did not hit e target at all haha , yea i felt so accomplished for once, wen i managed to hit quite a few reds haha... renci too :D
e most memorable thing was e MUD on the field it went like this :
*while setting up e bows* SQUISH
*while taking positions* SQUISH
*while pulling e arrows out of e target board* SQUISHES AGAIN
i tell u, e whole day we were at the field it went *walks* SQUISH *walks summore* SQUISH *looks down at mud* EWWWW haha
and renci has A LOT OF STRENGTH man, today, one of e arrows went rite thru e board like totally thru and e hard foam board was like 15 plus cm thick O.o only a few of mine went thru e board by a little bit haha
yea and while stringing e bow on e first lesson, we were supposed to hold down this string called a stringer and pull e bow upwards so that u can make e bow string taut or sumthing? hu noes wat happened but e stringer shot off and e instructor said it was e first time in history great -.- haha
later, yea, thats abt it, it was so fun!!
anyway i had actually posted a lot longer than this but stupidly e webbie deleted it, im pissed it was really quite funny... ah well... zzzz bye ill post again
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Friday, November 16, 2007
CHALET!!!!! ~im finally blogging on this like.... a few days after, AGAIn, i can nvr seem to post on time ><>
CHALET WAS SUPER FUN!!!! XD
On e first day, we, the welfare com came like early so as to plan stuff and games... it was quite fun planning torture for the rest of our classmates for e games *evil grin--- laughs evilly to myself* EXCEPT for the fact that we didnt manage to have time to play e many games we planned for e class due to lack of time... BUT we did get to play HAUNTED HOUSE :D that was the most fun man, XD making e class scream their lungs out (well sumtimes at least :) ) haha had to look thru THE RING 2 to find e scariest part (the girl crawling out of e well part) to show e class :D haha fun *eh haha dun blame me!!! * *gets bashed up* OUCH *starts wailing...
okok, back to the subject... XD
later, Mrs Chia so nicely came and brought us like a million tubs of haigan daiz ice cream (ok i spelled that wrong didn't i? oops my english has totally really gone down e drain...) yea that was so NICE of her XD
yea then we watched a few movies that kelly brought, like bring it on, and now e tune when britney was cheering is STUCK IN MY HEAD and i find myself randomly repeating it like a few times a day !!! ARGH haha ooh this is bad ><
it went something like: SHabuya, sha sha shabuya roll call, My name is Britney, I cheer so good, and when I shake it, you better bring it ON... Shabuya, sha sha shabuya... break it down now...
OR something like that... yea and it doesnt help e fact that we watched this part like twice to three times and e tune is quite catchy, now im stuck with it in my head ><>
haha later we played with e water balloons, haha that was fun, pple were pouring buckets of water on each other and renci burst a water balloon rite on top of my head... and i was like dripping ><><><>
anw tat nite, we watched like 2 more movies, Just My Luck and Stick It... They were really nice!!! yea and while watching stick it, varshy fell asleep on e couch and her eyes were like half open, so we nicely took a few pics of her (thanks to sarah :D) and we were like staring at her and trying all sorts of experiments to see whether she's awake or not haha! funny... anw later after e two movies, we went to play hide and seek, and it was like 3 to 4 am!! haha me and varshy were the seekers and this was e funniest part of all... : we saw sarah and anu running to the left in front of us while we were still counting, anu had her nice blue and BRIGHT lightstick with her and she was waving it around!! haha so cute!! so we saw them run behind one chalet, AND they nvr came out e other side!!!! that was super funny... we found them first XD yea then we were like scaring ourselves while walking arnd in e dark like screaming at lizards and stuff haha! later, we went to e beach to watch e sunrise but sadly it was like quite cloudy so we didnt see much... but e stars were GREAT!!!
yea, later felt like walking zombies due to lack of sleep >.< , hehe lazed around watching more tv, played card games, then went outside to play badminton with varsha, priya and sarah... that was fun, me and sarah had lots of fun laughing at varshy and priya's humourous game :DD *evades death glares* haha jking XD
also watched more tv like goong in e chalet, we spent a lot of time watching tv at e chalet haha, kelly fell asleep and her eyes were like half open too like almost like she was awake, haha so we stared at her awhile too haha! like our hobby is observing pple sleeping lols XD too bad we didnt take a pic too!!
later, went to e bowling alley to bowl, haha first time playing but it was FUN :)) and i almost got a STRIKE... im pissed ><>
the most amusing was watching sarah, renci, rachel, varsha playing e game at e machine... they were like *drop coin* *misses correct spot- ok this is like on occasion, most of e times they won money* yea haha then *sarah or sumone says" wait one more!!! * *then they drop another coin* *if it misses * then wait one more!!!* that was super funny... haha! and it went on... SUPER FUNNY *wait 1 more... * *jus one more* *make it to 10 tokens first* haha like gambling XD
later went cycling as we rented bikes from e management, tat was quite fun, went cycling awhile with rachel, kexin, joy, priya and others... rachel and kelly were like out of sight and we were like O.o... haha later ordered pizza for dinner and watched cheaper by the dozen 2 and trapped- this show abt like a few kidnappers who kidnapped this doctors daughter and like wat happened ><>
AHH really miss 203!!! it was like super fun this whole yr *sobs* i really DUN WANNA CHANGE CLASS!!! WAHHH, nice to play tricks on e tchers like ms ong and e clock and tricking mrs chia with fake earthquake tremors!!! sigh i hope nxt yr's class has quite a reasonable amount of 203 pple with me!!! if not ill jus cry i tell u ><
yea anw, i didnt manage to watch finish cheaper by the dozen 2 as i had to leave halfway at like 9. 35... sad and that was e end of e class chalet...
woa that was a loooooonng post , haha! hope we have another outing soon!!
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How to make yourself look like a complete idiot/ retard/ weirdo in front of everyone #1
- haha invented so greatly by me ><
THE CRAB SAGA
----- firstly, u can use this guide when or if u go to those kind of eateries that serve maybe crab bee hoon or anything to do with crab XD
Scenario:
Step 1: You: (in front of steaming plate of food) *takes up crab (cooked!!, must be cooked!! for u to act like an absolute idiot!!) and puts crab in the nearest gutter/drain that is near e eatery, close enough for pple to see u (important!!!-take note) and goes " bye, little buddy(crab)!! BE FREEEE!!!!!"
Step 2: Wait a few minutes, then as the crab doesnt move, (obviously its dead!!) u say... " hey little buddy... move... be free!! don't you want to be free...???" *continue to talk to the crab*. Then, start poking it with ur finger or with a stick... saying or shouting (for more effect) "Move!!Why aren't you moving??!!!!"
Step 3: Finally, as the crab continues to sit stupidly in the drain, (duhhh) u get up and pretend to lose your temper... Kick the crab and say "DAMMIT MOVE!!" [ by this step, there will be many pple looking at you... oh wait i mean staring at you with weirded out looks thinking to themselves "this guy is a moron/ wat a complete weirdo/ wat a complete idiot/wat the HECK is that weirdo doing??!!" OR all of them XD ]
Step 4 - the FINALE: At last, everyone should now be staring at you, now that u've got everyones complete attention, u can now start e last and final act that will permanently let the audience remember u forever as the "weird crab idiot" This will be a memorable day for them :D haha! ok, now on to the step... You crouch down beside the splattered remains of e poor cooked crab which u just kicked to pieces seconds ago and go " Noooooooo, little buddy!! wat have i done???!!" Start wailing and sobbing (fake sobbing of coz, but try to make it as real as possible... :) ) and start throwing a big tantrum or wailing fit on the floor... Still sniffing, pick up the pieces and start putting them together and try to inch the crab down the drain pretending its still alive
[ for additional effect, u can try asking the shop keeper for a glass of water (he should give it to you... of coz, wat person wouldnt give a glass of water to a wats-it-called... um mental patient to get rid of him/her... hee :D). pour the water down the drain and wash the crab down the hole or down the drain.] With that, u call after the washed down crab, " Bye little buddy!!!" then u leave before the pple see ur insanely grinning face or before u burst out into uncontrollable laughter and either a) spoil the effect or b) (if ur lucky) enforce the fact that u are really... a total weirdo :D
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you are now officially a weirdo after implementing and carrying out successfully this plan and the steps in this informative (hopefully) guide to weirdness XD
haha if ur wondering, this guide is reliable as it comes from first hand experience... ( wait... did i just say that?? eh..ahem... wooooooooooopss :)
*shifty eyes and laughter* um ahem YOU DIDNT SEE OR READ NO NOTHING!!!!!!
*heheh ~part 2 might be out soon, depends whether i find another way how to act like a weirdo :D haha! ><
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