What I learned from playing videogames (with commentary by me the resident nut) haha
1. There is no problem that cannot be overcome by violence. (uh-huh obviously...)
2. You can overcome most adversaries simply by having enough quarters.
3. If it moves, KILL IT! ( yea! right on!!!)
4. Operating any vehicle or weapon is simple and requires no training. (yup, just use the arrows provided:D)
5. “Bosses” always hire henchmen weaker than they are to do their dirty work.
6. If you find food lying on the ground, eat it. (yea u won't get food poisoning)
7. You can smash things and get away with it.
a. Smashing things doesn’t hurt.
b. Many nice things are hidden inside other things.
8. When someone dies, they disappear. ( no burial, nothing... saves $$ haha)
9. Money is frequently found lying on the streets. ( the enemy drops it just like that when they die, saves ur time rummaging thru pockets...)
10. All shopkeepers carry high-tech weaponry.
11. You never run out of bullets, only grenades. (exactly the more the better for shooting stuff with)
12. Ninjas are common, and fight in public frequently.
13. Whenever huge evil fat men are about to die, they begin flashing red or yellow. (i dunno abt evil fat men lols)
14. When you are born, you’re invulnerable for a brief period of time.
15. Although the enemy always has more aircraft than you, they fly in
predictable patterns which makes it easier for you to shoot them all down.
16. All women wear revealing clothing and have great bodies. ( um am i supposed to noe this?)
17. The enemy always leaves weapons and ammo laying around for no other reason than so their bitter enemies can pick them up and defeat them with it. (uh-huh serves them rite)
18. You sustain injury if you shoot innocents. (shoot them all the same)
19. Gang members frequently all look the same, and often have the same names.
20. When driving, do not worry if your vehicle crashes and explodes. A new one will appear in its place. (if u crash, dun worry jus press reset.)
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Hahas never update for a long time... AGAIN... *sighs*
Anywaes now is term 4 already... and i changed places, now im sitting in the "happy" row- i call it that bcse last time it seemed that the grass was greener on that side... haha lols XD, the third row actually, now im sitting next to varshy... can bully her with becky haha :P Actually i sorta miss sitting back in da middle row with chloe and ying hui also... ;P hahas
oh yeas now is term 4 and u would think " whew no more pts at last!!!" BUT NOOOO there had to be bio pt even though its just a "formative"... WTH... *sob* hahas
im not realli sure wat to post so im gonna end this soon. Exam week coming le must mug *urgh* ... then after that can relax already... ^^
7 WEEKS MORE TO GO b4 DA HOLIDAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ^^ *sigh*
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