12-Step Internet Recovery Program
1) I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read my newspaper like I used to, before the Internet. ( what's a newspaper?)
2) I will eat breakfast with a knife and fork and not with one hand typing.
3) I will get dressed before noon. (noon's at 6 pm rite? that means i've done this yay^^)
4) I will make an attempt to clean the house, wash clothes, and plan dinner before even thinking of the Internet. (what house?)
5) I will sit down and write a letter to those unfortunate few friends and family that are Internet-deprived.
6) I will call someone on the phone who I cannot contact via the Internet.
7) I will read a book…if I still remember how. (i remember how to read... this weird book with lotsa pictures..)
8) I will listen to those around me and their needs and stop telling them to turn the TV down so I can hear the music on the Internet.
9) I will not be tempted during TV commercials to check for email.
10) I will try and get out of the house at least once a week, if it is necessary or not.
11) I will remember that my bank is not forgiving if I forget to balance my checkbook because I was too busy on the Internet.
12) Last, but not least, I will remember that I must go to bed sometime … and the Internet will always be there tomorrow!
Haha i love this website!!! thanks for telling me yunshu!! XD
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